perks of not having a thigh gap:
when food drops on your lap, you can catch it
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
I just want to be able to have you in my bed and kiss you and talk about pointless things for hours until we fall asleep.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography






